I just watched this video, which is the first episode of Rhett and Link's morning show called "Good Mythical Morning" - the follow up to their 2011 show called "Good Morning Chia Lincoln". They are talking about their morning routines - and so will I!
Rhett and Link are definitely two of my favorite youtubers, so I can't help but watch all their (when it's on the second channel) trivial videos - not even if they are 12 minutes long and nothing else happens, but the two of them looking into the camera and talking about their trip to the hairdresser or how they fed their dog this morning.
But (busted) I watch every single video they put online. It's like a disease! When the youtubers I like the most post a meaningless video (like "Luchtime with Smosh" - yes, I watch them eat their lunch), I just have to watch it. And I'm not particularly proud of it. When I watch really random videos at school, I try to hide it from everyone else. Pathetic, I know. But I really enjoy those videos!
Well, I actually wanted to talk about the video here above. I made this post because of the video's topic of the day: "What are your morning routine like?" And I love to make lists and talk about random stuff (that may be why I love vlogs så much). So, as Link would put it, here's my calming, yet frighteningly monotonous, morning routine:
My alarm goes off three times, where after that I expose it two times, until I manage to drag myself out of bed. Lazy ass, that's me.
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I put on my beloved Puma sweatpants, so I can go out to pee. That's the best 5 minutes of my day: When I get to pee in the morning.
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After that, I remove the make-up from the day before, because I'm too lazy to take it off in the evening. I know that it dries out my skin, but what ever. It takes like 1½ minutes to take it off - that's a freakin' long time!
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Then I go to the kitchen to grab myself a bowl of oats with milk and banana slices. It happens so rarely that I eat anything else in the morning, that when it does, I scare myself a little bit. "Why did I just do that?"
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I take the bowl of breakfast with me back in my bed, so I cover myself with my duvet while I eat the oats. Every day I think to myself, "Why do I do this? It's so stupid to go back to bed." But I love my duvet!
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Then I have to drag myself out of bed one more time, to put on my clothes. I hate putting on clothes. I'm going to buy a dressing robot when I get rich. It will happen.
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When I've cluttered through all my pantyhose, to find a pair that fits and doesn't have any hole, I go back into the bathroom to straighten my bangs and put on a bit of make-up.
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Now I look at the clock and stress myself, because there's only half an hour until I have to go.
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I rush into the kitchen to slam together a sandwich. This normally takes me like 5 minutes, but every morning I imagine myself that it takes like 15 minutes. So this is the mos stressing moment of the day.
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I throw the sandwich and fruit into my bag, together with my school books. Now I'm actually ready to go - with 25 minutes left until the bus takes off. And this happens every single morning. I'm always in a rush, but I actually doesn't have to stress about the time. There's plenty of it.
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I put on my shoes and jacket, pet my rabbit goodbye and leaves the house.
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If I have 10 minutes until I have to go I but on lipstick. I love those mornings.
It's not so clear in this post, since I don't want it to be infinite, but I'm freakishly strict with doing the things in the same way every morning. Then I'm sure that I'll make it to school on time.
I'm seriously a creature of habit. And I love it ♥
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