29. januar 2012

Things I Love #07

This wonderful evergreen:
Getting my mom hooked on my series obsessions.
♥
Staring when there's a bunch of firetrucks and police cars parked in the middle of the road, because of unknown reasons.

Jim Parsons' smile.
Indian (the Asian indians - not the American ones) accent.
Things my dad say, and I quote: "You can feel God's power smash you to the ground!" I believe that is called gravity, Dad.

Minimalist wallpapers.

Pokémon!

The fact that snow melts.
The way Indians pronounce "burger" and "dude".
Programs about animals.


I love: Minimalist wallpapers

Yesterday I changed my facebook page to the new timeline.

I've been against it for a long time, 'cause I'm not a big fan of changes. But then I realized, that I can put a picture of own choice at the top of my profile! And then I canged to the new design right away.
Now everytime I look at my profile a sweet picture will look back at me.

I've also just discovered the world of minimalist wallpapers. How cute are they? So now I'll be changeing my facebook profile picture every other day, so it will always look fresh and cute.

Right now my facebook top looks like this:

... but tomorrow it will look like this:

They are so pretty!

19. januar 2012

Things I Love #06

Getting into a warm bus after waiting outside in the cold wather.
Discussing the hair color of Disney princesses instead of having english class. My class claimed that there is no redheaded princesses - but we found four! Ariel, Anastacia, Fiona and "Ronja Røverdatter".
When this is written on a bottle of soda: "Shake and drink cold." Poor idiot who follows that instruction.
This conversation in my class:
"What is Oedipus?"
"A very disgusting person!"
So hilarious!
Smiling busdrivers.
To be "Ditto" in a "What Pokémon are you?" test:

Things I love #05

"The Big Bang Theory" theme song:
When my dog pees in her dog bed by accident in the morning, just because she get so thrilled to see people up.
To see "10 Things I Hate About You" and "13 Going On 30" again for God knows what time.
When I spill some frosting on my phone and decides to lick it off, instead of wiping it off.
Starting the day by dancing to Smosh songs. What a great way to start a day!
When my apple looks like butt cheeks.
Ordering 4 seasons of "The Big Bang Theory" even though I've only watched it for 2 days.
When I have to wash my hands and the sink is filled with crushed ice.
The fact that you can buy home baked cake on ebay.

10. januar 2012

I love: Daily life vlogs

I just watched this video, which is the first episode of Rhett and Link's morning show called "Good Mythical Morning" - the follow up to their 2011 show called "Good Morning Chia Lincoln". They are talking about their morning routines - and so will I!


Rhett and Link are definitely two of my favorite youtubers, so I can't help but watch all their (when it's on the second channel) trivial videos - not even if they are 12 minutes long and nothing else happens, but the two of them looking into the camera and talking about their trip to the hairdresser or how they fed their dog this morning.

But (busted) I watch every single video they put online. It's like a disease! When the youtubers I like the most post a meaningless video (like "Luchtime with Smosh" - yes, I watch them eat their lunch), I just have to watch it. And I'm not particularly proud of it. When I watch really random videos at school, I try to hide it from everyone else. Pathetic, I know. But I really enjoy those videos!

Well, I actually wanted to talk about the video here above. I made this post because of the video's topic of the day: "What are your morning routine like?" And I love to make lists and talk about random stuff (that may be why I love vlogs så much). So, as Link would put it, here's my calming, yet frighteningly monotonous, morning routine:

My alarm goes off three times, where after that I expose it two times, until I manage to drag myself out of bed. Lazy ass, that's me.
I put on my beloved Puma sweatpants, so I can go out to pee. That's the best 5 minutes of my day: When I get to pee in the morning.
After that, I remove the make-up from the day before, because I'm too lazy to take it off in the evening. I know that it dries out my skin, but what ever. It takes like 1½ minutes to take it off - that's a freakin' long time!
Then I go to the kitchen to grab myself a bowl of oats with milk and banana slices. It happens so rarely that I eat anything else in the morning, that when it does, I scare myself a little bit. "Why did I just do that?"
I take the bowl of breakfast with me back in my bed, so I cover myself with my duvet while I eat the oats. Every day I think to myself, "Why do I do this? It's so stupid to go back to bed." But I love my duvet!
Then I have to drag myself out of bed one more time, to put on my clothes. I hate putting on clothes. I'm going to buy a dressing robot when I get rich. It will happen. 
When I've cluttered through all my pantyhose, to find a pair that fits and doesn't have any hole, I go back into the bathroom to straighten my bangs and put on a bit of make-up.
Now I look at the clock and stress myself, because there's only half an hour until I have to go.
I rush into the kitchen to slam together a sandwich. This normally takes me like 5 minutes, but every morning I imagine myself that it takes like 15 minutes. So this is the mos stressing moment of the day.
I throw the sandwich and fruit into my bag, together with my school books. Now I'm actually ready to go - with 25 minutes left until the bus takes off. And this happens every single morning. I'm always in a rush, but I actually doesn't have to stress about the time. There's plenty of it.
I put on my shoes and jacket, pet my rabbit goodbye and leaves the house.
If I have 10 minutes until I have to go I but on lipstick. I love those mornings.

It's not so clear in this post, since I don't want it to be infinite, but I'm freakishly strict with doing the things in the same way every morning. Then I'm sure that I'll make it to school on time.

I'm seriously a creature of habit. And I love it ♥

9. januar 2012

Things I Love #04

Smosh' new video. They've had a couple of not so good videos lately, but now the fun Smosh times are back!:
Finally getting my internet back after it's weeklong break down!
To run over to a parked fire truck, touch it and then run away again, just so that I can say, "I touched a fire truck today!"
This Smosh quote:
"I use taco tongue like three times a day."
"To do... what, exactly?"
"It involves your mother! Ha ha ha!"
When I for one time sake get a perfect piece of bacon.

Saying "om-nom-nom-nom" to everything!
To find out that the lastname "Eppes" (the lastname of Charlie and Don Eppes in the series "Numb3rs" - my current addiction) actually is the middle piece of my last name, Jeppesen. Mind blow!
Throwing an un-birthday party. Un-birthdays rocks!
Winning by 4 points in bowling within the last minute.
Omelet with potatoes and mushrooms. Om-nom-nom-nom!
Laughing at the people in the gym who brings cola or Red Bull instead of water.
The way people react when I tell them, that I don't like bacon and cola.
Feathers!
Red pens!
Getting a blue tongue from candy.
Dancing and singing along to McFly's awesome songs while waiting for the bus, even though there are other people than me.

3. januar 2012

Things I Love #03

This extremely random clip by asdfmovie
Hearing the rain's drumming on my windows. It's weird, but that really calms me down.
When my dog, Lily, think that the animals inside the television in fact is behind the television, and therefore keeps running around it, to look for the animals. It confuses her when they're not there. Poor little darling.
Watching all three "Harold and Kumar" movies in one night, and having such a good feeling afterwards, because of all the laughter.
My plastic duck, called Rasmus the Duck.
Crying over "X-Men: First Class", even though I know I shouldn't be crying over an action movie.
How awesome it is to watch X-Men with my brothers.

2. januar 2012

I love: Rosenberg and Goldstein

When I was on Wikipedia to find a link for "Harold and Kumar", I read that their two weird friends, Rosenberg and Goldstein, may be getting their own side-kick movie, named "Rosenberg & Goldstein Go to Hot Dog Heaven". It's basically just their side of the story - how they got to Hot Dog Heaven in the first Harold and Kumar movie, "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle".

I really hope that they're getting somewhere with that idea, 'cause I wanna watch it so bad! If it has anything to to with David Krumholtz playing the role of Goldstein, you ask? No! Of course not! ... Maybe a little.

Have a look at Rosenberg and Goldstein yourself. All I'm saying is, "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!" Hilarious.

1. januar 2012

Things I Love #02

This video:
Barry from "Dinner for Schmucks"
Saying "mankey" in random situations, because it cracks me up (Smosh reference, yeah!)
How beautiful I felt on New Years Eve, wearing my new dress and lipstick (and being able to put on a make-up that doesn't suck!)
The feeling of putting on a brand new lipstick, where the edges are still firm.
To find out the name which I use for my blog is in fact a kind of dog (just too bad that it isn't a kind of cool dragon or a really fast car!)
Being able to wish you all a happy new year - welcome 2012!