So, I read this article, written by a 22 year old girl, who tells about her break with her boyfriend and how she cope with it. She tells that she make up imaginary boyfriends or lovers in her head, and in that way doesn't feel so alone. Even though the imaginary guy isn't around, she still doesn't feel so alone - or sad.
And that actually made me really thrilled, 'cause I do that too. Well, not when I break up with a boyfriend ('cause I don't use that "boyfriend" thing...), but just in general. I imagine that I'm dating a guy which I find attractive. It's kinda emberassing to admit, but I like falling asleep and make up dreams about this dreamy yummy-yummy guy. So this article made me realize that I'm not alone about this schizophrenia kinda thinking.
So since it's now out in the world, you'd might like to see some of my former (and current) imaginary lovers? I thought you would!
James, slide show, please.
This is my current lover, Mitchell Davis from livelavalive. So adorable!
David Krumholtz, actor from e.g. "Numb3rs" and "The Santa Clause"
Jacoby Shaddix from Papa Roach - sooo hooot! (Not in this picture - I just like this one)
Jason Mraz, musician and amazing.
Shane Dawson, my absolute greatest idol He's fantastic, don't you think? He's not that hot, but he's such a great human being.
Guess who! I love his teeth... is that wrong?
If I like youtubers? How can you say something like that!
There's a lot of things in this world I love to look at: Pretty dresses, awesome movies, beautiful tattoos, smiling people. But there's one thing in particular that I really love - and that's men!
Let's make room for a couple of fictional ones, too!
Things my dad say, and I quote: "You can feel God's power smash you to the ground!" I believe that is called gravity, Dad.
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Minimalist wallpapers.
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Pokémon!
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The fact that snow melts.
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Yesterday I changed my facebook page to the new timeline.
I've been against it for a long time, 'cause I'm not a big fan of changes. But then I realized, that I can put a picture of own choice at the top of my profile! And then I canged to the new design right away.
Now everytime I look at my profile a sweet picture will look back at me.
I've also just discovered the world of minimalist wallpapers. How cute are they? So now I'll be changeing my facebook profile picture every other day, so it will always look fresh and cute.
Getting into a warm bus after waiting outside in the cold wather.
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Discussing the hair color of Disney princesses instead of having english class. My class claimed that there is no redheaded princesses - but we found four! Ariel, Anastacia, Fiona and "Ronja Røverdatter".
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When this is written on a bottle of soda: "Shake and drink cold." Poor idiot who follows that instruction.
I just watched this video, which is the first episode of Rhett and Link's morning show called "Good Mythical Morning" - the follow up to their 2011 show called "Good Morning Chia Lincoln". They are talking about their morning routines - and so will I!
Rhett and Link are definitely two of my favorite youtubers, so I can't help but watch all their (when it's on the second channel) trivial videos - not even if they are 12 minutes long and nothing else happens, but the two of them looking into the camera and talking about their trip to the hairdresser or how they fed their dog this morning.
But (busted) I watch every single video they put online. It's like a disease! When the youtubers I like the most post a meaningless video (like "Luchtime with Smosh" - yes, I watch them eat their lunch), I just have to watch it. And I'm not particularly proud of it. When I watch really random videos at school, I try to hide it from everyone else. Pathetic, I know. But I really enjoy those videos!
Well, I actually wanted to talk about the video here above. I made this post because of the video's topic of the day: "What are your morning routine like?" And I love to make lists and talk about random stuff (that may be why I love vlogs så much). So, as Link would put it, here's my calming, yet frighteningly monotonous, morning routine:
My alarm goes off three times, where after that I expose it two times, until I manage to drag myself out of bed. Lazy ass, that's me.
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I put on my beloved Puma sweatpants, so I can go out to pee. That's the best 5 minutes of my day: When I get to pee in the morning.
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After that, I remove the make-up from the day before, because I'm too lazy to take it off in the evening. I know that it dries out my skin, but what ever. It takes like 1½ minutes to take it off - that's a freakin' long time!
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Then I go to the kitchen to grab myself a bowl of oats with milk and banana slices. It happens so rarely that I eat anything else in the morning, that when it does, I scare myself a little bit. "Why did I just do that?"
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I take the bowl of breakfast with me back in my bed, so I cover myself with my duvet while I eat the oats. Every day I think to myself, "Why do I do this? It's so stupid to go back to bed." But I love my duvet!
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Then I have to drag myself out of bed one more time, to put on my clothes. I hate putting on clothes. I'm going to buy a dressing robot when I get rich. It will happen.
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When I've cluttered through all my pantyhose, to find a pair that fits and doesn't have any hole, I go back into the bathroom to straighten my bangs and put on a bit of make-up.
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Now I look at the clock and stress myself, because there's only half an hour until I have to go.
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I rush into the kitchen to slam together a sandwich. This normally takes me like 5 minutes, but every morning I imagine myself that it takes like 15 minutes. So this is the mos stressing moment of the day.
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I throw the sandwich and fruit into my bag, together with my school books. Now I'm actually ready to go - with 25 minutes left until the bus takes off. And this happens every single morning. I'm always in a rush, but I actually doesn't have to stress about the time. There's plenty of it.
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I put on my shoes and jacket, pet my rabbit goodbye and leaves the house.
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If I have 10 minutes until I have to go I but on lipstick. I love those mornings.
It's not so clear in this post, since I don't want it to be infinite, but I'm freakishly strict with doing the things in the same way every morning. Then I'm sure that I'll make it to school on time.
I'm seriously a creature of habit. And I love it ♥
To find out that the lastname "Eppes" (the lastname of Charlie and Don Eppes in the series "Numb3rs" - my current addiction) actually is the middle piece of my last name, Jeppesen. Mind blow!
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Throwing an un-birthday party. Un-birthdays rocks!
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Winning by 4 points in bowling within the last minute.
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Omelet with potatoes and mushrooms. Om-nom-nom-nom!
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Laughing at the people in the gym who brings cola or Red Bull instead of water.
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The way people react when I tell them, that I don't like bacon and cola.
Hearing the rain's drumming on my windows. It's weird, but that really calms me down.
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When my dog, Lily, think that the animals inside the television in fact is behind the television, and therefore keeps running around it, to look for the animals. It confuses her when they're not there. Poor little darling.
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Watching all three "Harold and Kumar" movies in one night, and having such a good feeling afterwards, because of all the laughter.
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My plastic duck, called Rasmus the Duck.
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Crying over "X-Men: First Class", even though I know I shouldn't be crying over an action movie.
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How awesome it is to watch X-Men with my brothers.
When I was on Wikipedia to find a link for "Harold and Kumar", I read that their two weird friends, Rosenberg and Goldstein, may be getting their own side-kick movie, named "Rosenberg & Goldstein Go to Hot Dog Heaven". It's basically just their side of the story - how they got to Hot Dog Heaven in the first Harold and Kumar movie, "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle".
I really hope that they're getting somewhere with that idea, 'cause I wanna watch it so bad! If it has anything to to with David Krumholtz playing the role of Goldstein, you ask? No! Of course not! ... Maybe a little.
Have a look at Rosenberg and Goldstein yourself. All I'm saying is, "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!" Hilarious.
